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Loca Loca – Shakira

Benedict Arnold — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:18:21 +0000

Shakira – Loca Loca ( Lyrics)

Loca…

Dance or die…

Loca…

She’s gettin’ high all the time
Just to keep you from me
She get’s you on like (ahh! )
Be careful amigo
She talks in the morning just to wake you up
She’s tied to your love
But your love’s only mine, boy

Sigo tranquila
Like I’m on a beach in Anguilla
Sippin’ on Corona
Like it’s nothin’ goin’ on
I ain’t leavin’ you alone
Texting other girls
What’s it gonna take just to keep them off

And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Crazy but you like it

That girl is a nutter
Hot though, I heat up when I touch her
Chica caliente
Got me rapping to merengue
I feel so el presidente
I’m runnin’ shit and I’m lovin’ it
She’s got a mean lil’ butt,
But you should see what she does with it
She keeps it down low (down low, down low)
I can never get enough (oh no, oh no)
She gives me the runaround,
But I stay chasin’
But I mean, yo, I’m in love
With a crazy girl
But it’s all good
And it’s fine by me
Just as long as I hear her say, “Ay, papi”

And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it
Crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)

You’re the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she’s got it all
I got one kiki

You’re the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she’s got it all
I got my kiki

There’s a lot of things
That I’d do to please you
Take you to the medico por el caminito
Cuz we’re gonna get some Mambo
Oh, what she do in the Laui?

I really can’t help it
If I make the lady loca
I don’t want no trouble
I just wanna hit the (Ooh! )

And I’m crazy, but you like it
‘Cause the kinda girl like me
Is never far from the market
And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Crazy but you like it (Dios Mío)

That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)

Loca
That girl is (loca)
That girl is (loca)

You’re the one for me
And for her no more
Now you think she’s got it all
I got my kiki

And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
La loca, la loca, la loca (loca)
Loca (loca)

Beyonce Shakira – Beautiful liar

lorrayne13a — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:34:22 +0000

Beautiful Liar – Skira Lyrics:

Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody likes being played
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira (hey)

[Beyonce] He said I’m worth it, his one desire
[Shakira] I know things about ‘em that you wouldn’t wanna read about
[Beyonce] He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar
[Shakira] Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about

[Shakira] You never know
[Beyonce] Why are we the ones who suffer
[Shakira] I have to let go
[Beyonce] He won’t be the one to cry

[Beyonce] (Ay) Let’s not kill the karma
(Ay) Let’s not start a fight
(Ay) It’s not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Shakira] Can’t we laugh about it (Ha Ha Ha)
(Oh) It’s not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without ‘em
Just a beautiful liar

[Shakira] I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together
[Beyonce] I didn’t know about you then ’till I saw you with him again
[Shakira] I walked in on your love scene, slow dancing
[Beyonce] You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong

[Shakira] You never know
[Beyonce] When the pain and heartbreak’s over
[Shakira] I have to let go
[Beyonce] The innocence is gone

[Shakira] Tell me how to forgive you
When it’s me who’s ashamed
[Beyonce] And I wish could free you
Of the hurt and the pain
(Both) But the answer is simple
He’s the one to blame

Beyonce Beyonce
Shakira Shakira
Beyonce Beyonce
Shakira Shakira
(Hey)

Shakira – Don’t Bother

Benedict Arnold — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 03:42:05 +0000

Shakira – Don’t Bother Lyrics:

She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity
She’s the greatest cook
And she’s fat free

She’s been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She’s got the perfect friends
Oh isn’t she cool

She practices Tai Chi
She’d never lose her nerve
She’s more than you deserve
She’s just far better than me

Hey hey

So don’t bother
I won’t die of deception
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
Don’t feel sorry

And don’t bother
I’ll be fine
But she’s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don’t bother, be unkind

I’m sure she doesn’t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don’t you think so?

She’s almost 6 feet tall
She must think I’m a flea
I’m really a cat you see
And it’s not my last life at all

Hey hey

So don’t bother
I won’t die of deception
I promise you won’t ever see me cry
Don’t feel sorry

Don’t bother
I’ll be fine
But she’s waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don’t bother, be unkind

For you, I’d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t

So don’t bother,
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
Promise you won’t ever see me cry

And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type
Promise you won’t ever see me cry

So don’t bother,
I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine
Promise you won’t ever see me cry

And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you won’t ever see me cryhoa